Boring and Uneventful

"That's the way we like it," the nurse explained. "Boring and uneventful."

"You have to know that I'm not that kind of a person," I replied.

The hospital speaker erupted. "Code blue room 5..." "Code blue room 5..." "Code blue room 5...." "Dr. Kincaid call ....... S.T.A.T." "Dr. Kincaid call ... .... S.T.A.T." The announcement repeated several more times.